Am I speaking with Mr. Taylor?
Yes.
Mr. Tony Taylor?
No, his son.
Can I please speak with Mr. Tony Taylor?
No. I’m afraid Mr. Tony Taylor is no longer with us.
Has he got like a divorce?
A what?
A di-v-horse?
No. He passed away.
So who is the main owner of the computers there?
No-one is the main owner of the computers here.
Like who is the main own-ner?
What is this call about please?
You have warning signals sent out…
What kind of operating system do I have…?
No. That’s what you tell me.
I don’t have to tell you anything.
You have warnings being sent out and this is not good for anyone on the…
Are you a scammer? You sound like a scammer…
No, I am not a scammer. I am a human being.
Well, this sounds like a crank call.
This is not a prank call. I am calling because warnings are being sent out from your computer…
What do they say?
Microsoft…
I don’t deal with Microsoft at all.
No? Well then, Apple, Linux…
No, not Apple either.
That’s what I said. Linux then.
Yes.
Right, Linux. [pause] OK. [pause] Good night and god bless you, my dear.
